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Kirk goatee

Close up of the "Kirk-Tee"

Kirk Weiler's famous goatee has entranced audiences worldwide for years... but is there more to it than we originally thought? This infamous style of facial beauty has been nicknamed the "Kirk-tee" and has been seen used by many wise tribes and peoples such as the ancient Weilwers of Mount Igikpak . Legend has it that this sacred goatee was used by Kirk 386 of the Sol System to defeat the Tupildi invaders from the planet Zav.
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