Kirk Astley

This is Kirk's alter ego whenever he is not making eMathInstruction videos, but private and unrelated videos. He is known for his inability to give you up, or let you down. This form claims to never want to tell a lie or even hurt you. It is a human loving incarnation, though it is rarely brought about. The only weakness of this form is the "Kirk/Rick Astley Paradox." In the famous "Never Gonna Give You Up" song, Kirk/Rick says the tetular line, "Never gonna give you up." However, he also says that he's "never gonna let you down." So, if you asked for a DVD of the 2009 movie "Up" he wouldn't give it to you, because doing so would break the songs spiritual power. The problem is that by not giving you "Up" he is letting you down, and this is the Kirk/Rick Astley Paradox. NO OTHER FORM OF KIRK IS BURDENED WITH SUCH WEAKNESSES.