"God"

"There is no God. He is dead, and we have killed him." These were the words uttered by Harambe to Isiah Dickerson mere moments before his death. Though close, this utterance was amiss. While, yes, there is no God, there never actually was a God. Kirk conceived the idea of a "God" after a lesson on scientific notation. The idea was that, due to the massive amount of power Kirk held that caused people to either cower in fear or kill each other to please him and prove their worth, Kirk would conjure a new omnipotent being in his image, but weaker. Thus the concept of God was born in the mind of humans.

People were mostly peaceful in the worship of a "God," which greatly pleased Kirk. However, the Elder Gods, the only true Gods aside from Kirk, were furious with this development. They saw the creation of "God" as a mocking of their power, and were quite frustrated with Kirk. They attempted to come up with a plan, which failed miserably, due to Kirk's sheer power and knowledge.

Centuries after this skirmish, God "came up" with an idea. He would create a human in his image who was essentially a weaker version of himself. This thought eventually came into form as mortals' "lord and savior" Jesus. Kirk, similar to the elder Gods, was furious in his creation stealing his idea. However, being Kirk, he calmed his emotions, and accepted that the earthlings wanted to worship Jesus. However, Kirk secretly got back at "God" by what some dub "corrupting" Lucifer, and creating all of the fallen angels.